Verse 1
Yo, This is the story of Joe and Jane/
me and her were like Superman and Lois Lane/
but she had a boyfriend at least I didn’t know his name/
‘coz if he found out me and her were fucking he would go insane/
she was an ice queen skin as pale as Novacane/
after 3 months I entered a world of pain/
I never thought she’d ever break my heart/
that’s why I turned savage like a great white shark/
I shouted in the class doubted that I’d pass/
she was one of the girls that loved the power of my wrath/
so I did her in the shower and the bath/
for an hour and a half came out smelling like a flower in a vase/
when I wasn’t with her I was vexed all the time/
every time I saw her I had sex on my mind/
when she wore that red thong it made me headstrong/
it felt so good even though it’s dead wrong/
to take a man’s women I tried to stop but I couldn’t/
her beautiful bosom made my dick look like it was wooden/
she had a sexy arse clothes see though like plexiglass/
but I forget the past that’s why I moved on extra fast/
and met her friend called Isabelle at the wishing well/
usually I ain’t the type of guy to kiss and tell/
but two years later she made my life a living hell/
‘coz she made me feel like I was trapped inside a prison cell/

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It’s all good that’s just the way it goes/
you took my pride but you’ll never take my soul/
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Verse 2
We always take it too far it’s just the way that we are/
thought I was in love but the girl was playing the part/
Jane’s a snake in the grass her body’s state of the art/
that’s why I should have known that she’d end up breaking my heart/
her boyfriend got lucky, seduced her with drug money/
then she left him ‘coz he was grumpy and but ugly/
two weeks later she became my fuck buddy/
little did I know she was cold like a Slush puppy/
I always fuck about I think its time for me to cut it out/
before I end up with a girl that’s up the spout/
the jealousy made me turn green like a brussels sprout/
she left me when I told her to shut her mouth at my mother’s house/
my heart was beating fast like a speed racer/
I’ve been crazy ‘bout her since I was a teenager/
even kept a picture of her on my PC screen saver/
‘til she cut me into pieces like a cheese grater/
this is raw and uncut Jane left me dumb struck/
when I first met her I was just a young buck/
now everything’s fucked up I was falling in love/
if she moves to me again then I’m calling her bluff/
I’ve had more than a enough she was one of a kind/
I brought her a sliver necklace that was costume designed/
she made me transform like Optimus Prime/
and I gave her quality time at the drop of a dime/

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